How low can Hollywood go?

Showing at the local cinema, a presumably perverted tale of water-soaked prostitutes, disguised as family entertainment. “Rated PG for some action/peril, mild language and brief smoking.” Yeah, right.

The action/peril no doubt involves hot whore lesbian aquatic action scenes where the peril factor comes from the likely transmission of STDs. The connotations of the question “where did you just put that bar of soap?” could only be construed as mild language by those with no imagination; and I bet the “brief smoking” does not involve tobacco products.

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I am outraged. Or maybe mistaken.