Dire rear chololate remedy
It’s very rare that I have a problem with the food in Thailand. She who must be obeyed is less fortunate, entirely due to her insistence in eating dishes which are so spicy that people on adjoining tables having watering eyes and hacking coughs. One taste of her choice and my mouth is in ruins for hours, I don’t know how she does it. But I do know there is often a price to pay when the evil foodstuffs make their way through her digestive system.
Last night she disappeared into the toilet for at least half an hour. This is not unusual, she takes the laptop and often gets carried away with some cow raising issues in Farmville, or similar nonsense. But last night she emerged looking a little weak and said “I wouldn’t go in there for an hour or so”. Luckily, I never got the chance to challenge her warning, because she was back in the room of fumes on a regular basis for the next couple of hours. By bedtime she was looking a little sad.
I had an unopened packet of Imodium, emergency rations which I took to India but never needed; so she took one of those and prepared to take her aching tummy to bed. But one final laptop session and she suddenly took her ailing body into the kitchen and came back chewing something.
What are you eating?
Chocolate!!
Chocolate???
Mmmm, M&Ms.
Why? You are sick, you should not be eating anything.
It said in the internet that it would help (which means end of argument because it must be true).
Chocolate and Imodium, an interesting combination with which to assault the digestive tract.
Of course, this morning she felt fine, just to annoy me. I got my own back by eating the remainder of the rather substantial bag of M&Ms. Now I am feeling a little queasy; maybe I should eat some more.
February 1st, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Best cure is Bisto, doesent actually cure it per sae, but just thickens it just enough to be manageable.
And yeah fuck of walter – jealous hoor!
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:05 am
m&m’s ROCK!
February 2nd, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Always need to be careful when eating chocolate as e-lax and immodium tend to cancel each other out.
Btw, expect fewer comments from me for the next month. I’ll be in Pattaya & Krabi.
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:46 pm
GJ … you are invariably Krabi in my experience, whether in Pattaya or not .. Billy
btw we British do not use the K but a C in this context, yes, I know it is stupid but I didn’t invent the bloody language ..
February 4th, 2010 at 8:40 am
No Posts for three days were the M&Ms. off?
February 6th, 2010 at 5:48 am
Nothing to do with the M&Ms.
I suspect that Spike is possibly on a pub crawl with Mobi ..
February 6th, 2010 at 6:14 am
Jock … in the absence of GJ I have to tell you that you can either:
1. suspect that Spike is on a pub crawl with Mobi OR:
2. suggest that Spike is possibly on a pub crawl etc
But you cannot suspect that he is possibly on a pub crawl ….
Anyway, I hear it on good authority that he is tired and shagged out after a long squawk ..
February 7th, 2010 at 12:43 am
Eengleesh waz never my best subject … as you well know ..