Those of you perusing this site via the miracle of a computer may have noticed the above statistic on the right hand side of the screen. Yes, after almost ten years of unremitting bullshit, this most trivial of sites has conned people to view it more than 1 million times. Given my current levels of enthusiasm and my life expectancy, there is little chance of the two million mark being reached; so it is appropriate that I award a suitably generous prize for the one millionth view.
The lucky one millionth reader will receive a return air ticket to the UK!
After careful checking by independent assessors, it has been determined that the winner is:
I leave on Wednesday for a couple of weeks do don’t expect much in the way of posts.